JEALOUSY "The Roman Catholic Church has never forgiven us for converting Sir Arthur Conan Doyle from his Agnosticism; and when Men like Mr. Dennis Bradley can no longer be Content with the old Faith, a Spirit of Jealousy is naturally roused." --A Spiritualist Paper She sat upon her Seven Hills She rent the scarlet robes about her, Nor yet in her two thousand years Had ever grieved that men should doubt her; But what new horror shakes the mind Making her moan and mutter madly; Lo! Rome's high heart is broken at last Her foes have borrowed Dennis Bradley. If she must lean on lesser props Of earthly fame or ancient art, Make shift with Raphael and Racine Put up with Dante and Descartes, Not wholly can she mask her grief But touch the wound and murmur sadly, "These lesser things are theirs to love Who lose the love of Mr. Bradley." She saw great Origen depart And Photius rend the world asunder, Her cry to all the East rolled back In Islam its ironic thunder, She lost Jerusalem and the North Accepting these arrangements gladly Until it came to be a case Of Conan Doyle v. Dennis Bradley. O fond and foolish hopes that still In broken hearts unbroken burn, What if, grown weary of new ways, The precious wanderer should return The Trumpet whose uncertain sound Has just been cracking rather badly May yet within her courts remain His Trumpet--blown by Dennis Bradley. His and her Trumpet blown before The battle where the good cause wins Louder than all the Irish harps Or the Italian violins; When armed and mounted like St. Joan She meets the mad world riding madly Under the Oriflamme of old Crying, "Mont-joie St. Dennis Bradley!" But in this hour she sorrows still, Though all anew the generations Rise up and call her blessed, claim Her name upon the new born Nations But still she mourns the only thing She ever really wanted badly; The sympathy of Conan Doyle The patronage of Dennis Bradley.